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Though he worked only from his porch rocker,
old Rosco Harmon had
to be removed from the afternoon
because when the cheerleaders walked home
after practice, his pacemaker sent
his neighbor’s garage door
up and down.
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This couldn’t happen, of course (?), but our passing over of such a tale just couldn’t happen.
There are other stories just as preposterous, or contain elements that are, and one of those appeared recently in Scientific American. We’ll share that in our next post.