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   “I’m sorry, St. John, but you declared that ‘God is Light.’ You’ve lied to us in your written testimony and created a felony.”

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[See I John 1:5]

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For more go through the DOOR.

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   The special prosecutor continues:

   “You must realize, sir, that (1) ‘believers’ consider God to be a ‘person,’ not an abstract luminary, a notion which literally distracts from the Bible story and distorts the real Christian message. And, (2) ‘nonbelievers’ who reject the Bible as an obvious fairy tale, know that light is real, made of photons and such, and can be observed and measured scientifically. It’s sad that gullable children should be duped into considering outdated unprovable notions.

   “But we’re going to be merciful here. You are sentenced only to house arrest until further notice.

   “But don’t despair, ‘God bless America,’ is still an acceptable, understandable, aphorism if expressed aloud in a public setting where people won’t be offended.”