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Though he worked only from his porch rocker,

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old Rosco Harmon had

to be removed from the afternoon

neighborhood watch

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because when the cheerleaders walked home

after practice, his pacemaker sent

his neighbor’s garage door

up and down.

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   This couldn’t happen, of course (?), but our passing over of such a tale just couldn’t happen.

   There are other stories just as preposterous, or contain elements that are, and one of those appeared recently in Scientific American. We’ll share that in our next post.